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thewayofthesith:

After the sudden death of his wife, ex-assassin Ben Solo is struggling to come to terms with his new, lonely life. When the son of his former associate breaks into his house and destroys his world even further, Ben Solo dons his old persona, Kylo Ren, and decides some revenge is in order.

Read it on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17589422/chapters/41459102

By @thewayofthesith and @eskayrobot

glumshoe:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Yer a wizard, Harry!”

Harry Houdini, sobbing in frustration: “Oh my god. Oh my god. Arthur I’m not a goddamn wizard. Please stop.”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Why won’t you trust me, Harry? Am I not good enough to share in your wizard secrets?”

Harry Houdini: “Arthur please. Please. Arthur you are the most gullible man alive and you’re getting scammed by paper cutouts of faeries.”

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